So, as it 'Tis the Season for gift buying, and therefore gift ideas, I did a search for the phrase Candy Dispenser on Google... thinking that might be a cool gift for someone who has everything.
I found the same candy dispenser that I received from a friend, but alas, they were no longer in stock. So I continued the search and found this:
Candy Dispenser: Same sex toys, 50% less, free shipping.
Now I need to take a shower 'cause I feel so yuckky...
Probably not gonna buy anyone a candy dispenser now.
Ho. Ho. Ho.