So… I’m living in a crazy time of my life right now. I started a new job and I am taking three classes this semester.
I may have lost my mind.
I did this all at the same time. I started the new job on a Monday and started college classes the next Monday. It is a good thing I went to Arkansas between the two jobs. I am not sure when I will be able to travel again. Hopefully, mid-December after finals.
So, my new job is, of course, in a new office. The funny part is that my new office is about 1.3 miles from my old one.
Apparently, the building owners at my new office are passionate about automatic bathroom features. Everything is operated by motion detectors… the soap dispenser, the paper towel dispenser, and the toilets. These features eliminate the need for hundreds of hands (with millions of germs) to touch the same fixtures.
I get the point of automatic features. However, the toilets are freaking me out a little bit. They randomly flush with no warning. Let’s say you sneeze… the toilet will flush. You reach over to the toilet paper roll, the toilet flushes. You can turn your head and the toilet will flush.
Then… when you stand up… which is when the toilet SHOULD flush. Nothing.
You can turn around and wave your arms and nothing happens.
I could dance a jig in front of the toilet and it would not flush.
I think there is a conspiracy here somewhere, but I’m not looking for it. It may be germy.